I was driving around town when a sign caught my eye and its message has bothered me ever since. Here’s the message:
“Call us about ‘Back to School’ specials!”
Okay, I know that’s common, not weird. However, at the bottom of the sign was the name of the company:
The Pasadena Health Clinic
Huh? A health clinic has back to school specials? On what, exactly? Are parents taking Junior in for a tune up before his big day?
“Hey, Doc, top off the oil while you’re at it!”
Seriously, I hope this is for vaccines; if not, maybe I don’t want to know. Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.