"Back to School" gets weirder….

I was driving around town when a sign caught my eye and its message has bothered me ever since. Here’s the message:

“Call us about ‘Back to School’ specials!”

Okay, I know that’s common, not weird. However, at the bottom of the sign was the name of the company:

The Pasadena Health Clinic

Huh? A health clinic has back to school specials? On what, exactly? Are parents taking Junior in for a tune up before his big day?

“Hey, Doc, top off the oil while you’re at it!”

Seriously, I hope this is for vaccines; if not, maybe I don’t want to know. Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.